The Easter Bunny

Some years ago, there was a story in a newspaper about the Easter Bunny. A little boy in a Primary school wrote the story:
The Easter Bunny lives in a forest. His children attend a special school for little Easter Bunnies. When they have to clean their noses they use a big cabbage leaf. People can only lay babies which are made of flesh and blood. The Easter Bunny doesn`t lay babies of flesh and blood, he also lays bunnies made of chocolate or wool. Besides these bunnies he also lays hard-boiled eggs and eggs made of chocolate or candy. Some of the eggs he lays are even filled with spirits or liqueur. The Easter Bunny lays the eggs like hens do. He is the only male animal that can lay things. Once he even laid a small bicycle for me for Easter.
The little bunnies help their father to colour the boiled eggs and wrap the chocolate eggs in bright shiny paper. Then they decorate the eggs with ribbons on which Bensdorf, Suchard or Lindt is written. On the Saturday before Easter Sunday the Easter Bunny and his family take wonderful eggs and rabbits to the places where human children live. They hide them in the garden, under the bed, behind pillows and lots of other places.