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Hurra, die Ferien sind da!

Freitag, 30. Juni 2017

Enjoy your holidays!

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Some Christmas Facts

Freitag, 21. Dezember 2012

a) In A.D. 350 Pope Julius I, bishop of Rome, proclaimed December 25 the official celebration date for the birthday of Christ.

b) The song “White Christmas” is the most-selling Christmas single of all time.

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Thanksgiving in the United States

Donnerstag, 29. November 2012

Thanksgiving is a special holiday in the United States because it brings all Americans together.

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SHOW ME THE WORLD

Dienstag, 11. September 2012

Kinder erleben und erlernen Englisch

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o Holistisches Lernen

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The Husband

Montag, 11. Juli 2011

A woman was sipping a glass of wine
sitting on the patio with her husband and she says, “I love you so much, I don’t know how I could ever live without you…”

Her husband asks,
“Is that you or the wine talking?”

She replies,
“It’s me… talking to the wine.”

Only great minds can read this

Mittwoch, 18. Mai 2011

This is weird, but interesting!

If  you can raed this, you have a sgtrane mnid,  too.

Can   you raed this? Olny 55 plepoe out of 100   can. I cdnuolt blveiee that I cluod   aulaclty uesdnatnrd what I was rdanieg.  The  phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid,  aoccdrnig to  a rscheearch at Cmabrigde  Uinervtisy, it dseno’t  mtaetr in what  oerdr the ltteres in a word are,  the olny  iproamtnt tihng is that the frsit and  last  ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can   be a taotl mses and you can still raed it   whotuit a pboerlm. This is bcuseae the  huamn  mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by  istlef, but  the word as a wlohe. Azanmig  huh? Yaeh and I  awlyas tghuhot slpeling  was ipmorantt! If you  can raed this  forwrad it.

Short  Neurological  Test

1-  Find the C below..  Please do not use any cursor help.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

2-  If you already found the C, now find the 6 below.

99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
69999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999
99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999

3-  Now find the N below.. It’s a little more difficult.

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMNMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

This is NOT a joke. If you were able to pass these 3  tests, you can cancel your annual visit to your  neurologist. Your brain is great and you’re far from having a close relationship with Alzheimer..

Congratulations!

Men can fix anything?

Donnerstag, 24. Februar 2011

Don`t have a spoon?

I can fix that!

fix 1

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Here are next year`s wishes for you

Freitag, 31. Dezember 2010

May you always make the right moves.

may you always make the right moves

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WIVES AND HUSBANDS

Montag, 21. Juni 2010

WHY AM I MARRIED?

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Naughty Boys

Montag, 12. April 2010

I need adventureTwo little boys, ages 8 and 10, were very naughty . They were always getting into trouble.If any mischief occurred in their town, the two boys were probably involved.
The boys’ mother heard that a preacher in town had been successful in   disciplining children,   so she asked if he would speak with her boys.
The preacher agreed, but he asked to see them individually. So the mother sent the 8 year old first,  in the morning.The older boy was to see the preacher in the afternoon.
The preacher, a huge man with a booming voice, sat the younger boy down and asked him sternly, ‘Do you know where God is, son?’
The boy’s mouth dropped open , but he made no response, just sat  there wide-eyed with his mouth hanging open.
So the preacher repeated the question in an even sterner tone, ‘Where is God?’
Again, the boy made no attempt to answer.
The preacher raised his voice even more and shook his finger in the boy’s face and bellowe, ‘Where is God?’
The boy screamed and ran quickly  from the room, ran directly home and dove into his wardrobe, slamming the door behind him.
When his older brother found him in the wardrobe , he asked, ‘What happened?’
The younger brother, gasping for breath, replied,’We are in BIG trouble this time,’
(I just LOVE reading this next line again and again:)

‘GOD is missing, and they think we did it!’